Two updates in one night. Feel special.
I couldn't really put this as it didn't fit in with the other post, but my brother Alex informed me of this funny bugger-up on the Weather Channel (exclusive to Foxtellians.)
Josh Holt, a reporter, was reporting on the current dam levels. He reached Sydney, and said, and I quote, "Sydney's dam level is sitting on 59...thing..." He then took a thoughtful expression on his face, and walked off-set, scratching his cheek. A minute later he walked back on-screen, cleaning his ear, and re-started the programme.
Tuesday, June 3, 2008
COVERT OPERATIONS!
Covert Operations are a lot of fun.
I would elaborate, but I am not currently in a position to do so at this moment in time. I have to go now, and remember...YOU DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING!
Anyway, coming back from the brink of the Abyss, I have had a very interesting time over th past...however long since last time I posted. I have had things done to me which no-one must ever mention again. I was forced to dance, I talked to Jake about the Abyss (School Library.), I sung karaoke, I sung a madonna song on karaoke, I witnessed Jenny obtain a gunshot type step wound to the shin, I participated in a cornucopia of love, I imagined a Dalek turning into a hamster, and also concluded that hamsters are evil.
HAMSTERS ARE EVIL!
This is proven below.
Russians (Soviet or otherwise, whichever you don't prefer) are evil.
Russians are termed "Pigdogs."
Pigdogs are, according to Jake, otherwise known as hamsters.
Thus, hamsters are Russians, and so evil.
Since hamsters are pure evil, and so are Daleks, hamsters can be concluded as being the next form of evolution for a Dalek.
Imagine, if you will, Daleks converting en masse into hamsters spontaneously. Visualise this. So you see the hilarity.
Fin.
I would elaborate, but I am not currently in a position to do so at this moment in time. I have to go now, and remember...YOU DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING!
Anyway, coming back from the brink of the Abyss, I have had a very interesting time over th past...however long since last time I posted. I have had things done to me which no-one must ever mention again. I was forced to dance, I talked to Jake about the Abyss (School Library.), I sung karaoke, I sung a madonna song on karaoke, I witnessed Jenny obtain a gunshot type step wound to the shin, I participated in a cornucopia of love, I imagined a Dalek turning into a hamster, and also concluded that hamsters are evil.
HAMSTERS ARE EVIL!
This is proven below.
Russians (Soviet or otherwise, whichever you don't prefer) are evil.
Russians are termed "Pigdogs."
Pigdogs are, according to Jake, otherwise known as hamsters.
Thus, hamsters are Russians, and so evil.
Since hamsters are pure evil, and so are Daleks, hamsters can be concluded as being the next form of evolution for a Dalek.
Imagine, if you will, Daleks converting en masse into hamsters spontaneously. Visualise this. So you see the hilarity.
Fin.
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