Dragostea Din Tei (Love From the Linden Trees)

Dragostea Din Tei (Romanian) Love From the Linden Trees(English)

Ma-ia-hii
Ma-ia-huu
Ma-ia-hoo
Ma-ia-haha (no translation)


Ma-ia-hii
Ma-ia-huu
Ma-ia-hoo
Ma-ia-haha (no translation)

Ma-ia-hii
Ma-ia-huu
Ma-ia-hoo
Ma-ia-haha (no translation)

Ma-ia-hii
Ma-ia-huu
Ma-ia-hoo

Ma-ia-haha (no translation)

Alo, Salut, sunt eu, un haiduc, (Hello, greetings, it's me, an outlaw,)
Si te rog, iubirea mea, primeste fericirea. (I ask you, my love, to accept happiness.)
Ti-am dat beep, si sunt voinic, (I sent you a beep, and I'm strong,)
Dar sa stii nu-ti cer nimic. (But you should know that I'm not asking for anything from you.)

Vrei sa pleci dar nu ma, nu ma iei, (You want to leave but you don't want don't want to take me,)
Nu ma, nu ma iei, nu ma, nu ma, nu ma iei (don't want don't want to take me, don't want don't want don't want to take me.)
Chipul tau si dragostea din tei, ( Your face and the love from the linden trees,)
Mi-amintesc de ochii tai. ( And I remember your eyes.)

Vrei sa pleci dar nu ma, nu ma iei, (You want to leave but you don't want don't want to take me,)
Nu ma, nu ma iei, nu ma, nu ma, nu ma iei (don't want don't want to take me, don't want don't want don't want to take me.)
Chipul tau si dragostea din tei, ( Your face and the love from the linden trees,)
Mi-amintesc de ochii tai. ( And I remember your eyes.)

Te sun, sa-ti spun, ce simt acum, (I call you, to tell you what I feel right now,)
Alo, iubirea mea, sunt eu, fericirea. (Hello, my love, it's me, your happiness.)
Alo, alo, sunt iarasi eu, Picasso, (Hello, hello, it's me again, Picasso,)
Ti-am dat beep, si sunt voinic, (I sent you a beep, and I'm strong,)
Dar sa stii nu-ti cer nimic. (But you should know that I'm not asking for anything from you.)

Vrei sa pleci dar nu ma, nu ma iei, (You want to leave but you don't want don't want to take me,)
Nu ma, nu ma iei, nu ma, nu ma, nu ma iei (don't want don't want to take me, don't want don't want don't want to take me.)
Chipul tau si dragostea din tei, ( Your face and the love from the linden trees,)
Mi-amintesc de ochii tai. ( And I remember your eyes.)

Vrei sa pleci dar nu ma, nu ma iei, (You want to leave but you don't want don't want to take me,)
Nu ma, nu ma iei, nu ma, nu ma, nu ma iei (don't want don't want to take me, don't want don't want don't want to take me.)
Chipul tau si dragostea din tei, ( Your face and the love from the linden trees,)
Mi-amintesc de ochii tai. ( And I remember your eyes.)

Ma-ia-hii
Ma-ia-huu
Ma-ia-hoo
Ma-ia-haha (no translation)


Ma-ia-hii
Ma-ia-huu
Ma-ia-hoo
Ma-ia-haha (no translation)

Ma-ia-hii
Ma-ia-huu
Ma-ia-hoo
Ma-ia-haha (no translation)

Ma-ia-hii
Ma-ia-huu
Ma-ia-hoo

Ma-ia-haha (no translation)

Vrei sa pleci dar nu ma, nu ma iei, (You want to leave but you don't want don't want to take me,)
Nu ma, nu ma iei, nu ma, nu ma, nu ma iei (don't want don't want to take me, don't want don't want don't want to take me.)
Chipul tau si dragostea din tei, ( Your face and the love from the linden trees,)
Mi-amintesc de ochii tai. ( And I remember your eyes.)

Vrei sa pleci dar nu ma, nu ma iei, (You want to leave but you don't want don't want to take me,)
Nu ma, nu ma iei, nu ma, nu ma, nu ma iei (don't want don't want to take me, don't want don't want don't want to take me.)
Chipul tau si dragostea din tei, ( Your face and the love from the linden trees,)
Mi-amintesc de ochii tai. ( And I remember your eyes.)

Eye of the Tiger

Risin' up, back on the street
Did my time, took my chances
Went the distance, now I'm back on my feet
Just a man and his will to survive

So many times, it happens too fast
You change your passion for glory
Don't lose your grip on the dreams of the past
You must fight just to keep them alive

It's the eye of the tiger, it's the cream of the fight
Risin' up to the challenge of our rival
And the last known survivor stalks his prey in the night
And he's watchin' us all in the eye of the tiger

Face to face, out in the heat
Hangin' tough, stayin' hungry
They stack the odds 'til we take to the street
For we kill with the skill to survive

It's the eye of the tiger, it's the cream of the fight
Risin' up to the challenge of our rival
And the last known survivor stalks his prey in the night
And he's watchin' us all in the eye of the tiger

Risin' up, straight to the top
Have the guts, got the glory
Went the distance, now I'm not gonna stop
Just a man and his will to survive

It's the eye of the tiger, it's the cream of the fight
Risin' up to the challenge of our rival
And the last known survivor stalks his prey in the night
And he's watchin' us all in the eye of the tiger

UHM...

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God Gave Rock and Roll to You II

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They put rubber in the jelly.

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I can apparently also dance well. I don't see it myself.

Re-read the Harry Potter series, replacing all the occurrences of "wand" with "wang."
An example of the humour this causes is as follows:

"Harry raised his wang and thought of his mother. To his surprise a white, silvery substance shot out the end of his wang."

"Ron borrowed Harry's wang, as he broke his own in half."

*Random air guitar solo*

Han Solo

Chewbacca

Chewbacca defence

South Park

Family Guy

Evil Monkey

Monkey

Me.

Now we have seen how Chris=Air Guitar.
Since Air Guitar is the single most awesome thing in existence, Chris willed himself back to life in Nazza's Epic, 7 Act play in 3 Acts, and made friends with Christopher reeves, who does totally own, and together they used the pwer of fuzz to rule the universe and all other known areas.

TADA!