Gimmick Infringement (aka Quote Theif)

"It does look like cock." - Jenny

"It's a bi-metal strip. Like bisexual, only bi-metal." - Jenny

"I would like you to note that I walked all the way over, all the way back and sat down...all without hurting myself." - Jenny

"NOM NOM NOM!" - Sledgehammer (Chris), on various occasions. (With an alligator clip.)

"A-herti-gerti-herti-gerti." - Bianca

"Oh you're always going on with 'are you a homophobe, miss?' or 'are you carrying a gun, miss?' and blah blah blah!!" Frau Raby, directed at Geordie.

Ahh...good times in the life of the Sledgehammer.

Yours, as always,

~~Sledgehammer~~

The Sledgehammer Gets Bigger

Hello, dear readers.
I break from my usual style of posting useless links, and trivial lyrics, or anecdotal jokes, to announce that the Sledgehammer has, indeed, opened a forum. Be sure to head on over and check it out, and use it for what forums are for...discussion. you can find it at: http://cla93.proboards105.com

Leaving you to think about why I've been so formal about announcing this,
Sledgehammer (Chris)

Mein Physik ist gut. (My physics are good)

I made awesome cars, tanks, towers that roll!

Check:
Caterpillar
Tower of Terror
Drawbridge
Bulldozer Time!
Dozer Tank
Tower of Power
Jousting

Yay!

The Weather Channel

Two updates in one night. Feel special.
I couldn't really put this as it didn't fit in with the other post, but my brother Alex informed me of this funny bugger-up on the Weather Channel (exclusive to Foxtellians.)

Josh Holt, a reporter, was reporting on the current dam levels. He reached Sydney, and said, and I quote, "Sydney's dam level is sitting on 59...thing..." He then took a thoughtful expression on his face, and walked off-set, scratching his cheek. A minute later he walked back on-screen, cleaning his ear, and re-started the programme.

COVERT OPERATIONS!

Covert Operations are a lot of fun.
I would elaborate, but I am not currently in a position to do so at this moment in time. I have to go now, and remember...YOU DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING!
Anyway, coming back from the brink of the Abyss, I have had a very interesting time over th past...however long since last time I posted. I have had things done to me which no-one must ever mention again. I was forced to dance, I talked to Jake about the Abyss (School Library.), I sung karaoke, I sung a madonna song on karaoke, I witnessed Jenny obtain a gunshot type step wound to the shin, I participated in a cornucopia of love, I imagined a Dalek turning into a hamster, and also concluded that hamsters are evil.
HAMSTERS ARE EVIL!
This is proven below.
Russians (Soviet or otherwise, whichever you don't prefer) are evil.
Russians are termed "Pigdogs."
Pigdogs are, according to Jake, otherwise known as hamsters.
Thus, hamsters are Russians, and so evil.
Since hamsters are pure evil, and so are Daleks, hamsters can be concluded as being the next form of evolution for a Dalek.
Imagine, if you will, Daleks converting en masse into hamsters spontaneously. Visualise this. So you see the hilarity.

Fin.

Dragostea Din Tei (Love From the Linden Trees)

Dragostea Din Tei (Romanian) Love From the Linden Trees(English)

Ma-ia-hii
Ma-ia-huu
Ma-ia-hoo
Ma-ia-haha (no translation)


Ma-ia-hii
Ma-ia-huu
Ma-ia-hoo
Ma-ia-haha (no translation)

Ma-ia-hii
Ma-ia-huu
Ma-ia-hoo
Ma-ia-haha (no translation)

Ma-ia-hii
Ma-ia-huu
Ma-ia-hoo

Ma-ia-haha (no translation)

Alo, Salut, sunt eu, un haiduc, (Hello, greetings, it's me, an outlaw,)
Si te rog, iubirea mea, primeste fericirea. (I ask you, my love, to accept happiness.)
Ti-am dat beep, si sunt voinic, (I sent you a beep, and I'm strong,)
Dar sa stii nu-ti cer nimic. (But you should know that I'm not asking for anything from you.)

Vrei sa pleci dar nu ma, nu ma iei, (You want to leave but you don't want don't want to take me,)
Nu ma, nu ma iei, nu ma, nu ma, nu ma iei (don't want don't want to take me, don't want don't want don't want to take me.)
Chipul tau si dragostea din tei, ( Your face and the love from the linden trees,)
Mi-amintesc de ochii tai. ( And I remember your eyes.)

Vrei sa pleci dar nu ma, nu ma iei, (You want to leave but you don't want don't want to take me,)
Nu ma, nu ma iei, nu ma, nu ma, nu ma iei (don't want don't want to take me, don't want don't want don't want to take me.)
Chipul tau si dragostea din tei, ( Your face and the love from the linden trees,)
Mi-amintesc de ochii tai. ( And I remember your eyes.)

Te sun, sa-ti spun, ce simt acum, (I call you, to tell you what I feel right now,)
Alo, iubirea mea, sunt eu, fericirea. (Hello, my love, it's me, your happiness.)
Alo, alo, sunt iarasi eu, Picasso, (Hello, hello, it's me again, Picasso,)
Ti-am dat beep, si sunt voinic, (I sent you a beep, and I'm strong,)
Dar sa stii nu-ti cer nimic. (But you should know that I'm not asking for anything from you.)

Vrei sa pleci dar nu ma, nu ma iei, (You want to leave but you don't want don't want to take me,)
Nu ma, nu ma iei, nu ma, nu ma, nu ma iei (don't want don't want to take me, don't want don't want don't want to take me.)
Chipul tau si dragostea din tei, ( Your face and the love from the linden trees,)
Mi-amintesc de ochii tai. ( And I remember your eyes.)

Vrei sa pleci dar nu ma, nu ma iei, (You want to leave but you don't want don't want to take me,)
Nu ma, nu ma iei, nu ma, nu ma, nu ma iei (don't want don't want to take me, don't want don't want don't want to take me.)
Chipul tau si dragostea din tei, ( Your face and the love from the linden trees,)
Mi-amintesc de ochii tai. ( And I remember your eyes.)

Ma-ia-hii
Ma-ia-huu
Ma-ia-hoo
Ma-ia-haha (no translation)


Ma-ia-hii
Ma-ia-huu
Ma-ia-hoo
Ma-ia-haha (no translation)

Ma-ia-hii
Ma-ia-huu
Ma-ia-hoo
Ma-ia-haha (no translation)

Ma-ia-hii
Ma-ia-huu
Ma-ia-hoo

Ma-ia-haha (no translation)

Vrei sa pleci dar nu ma, nu ma iei, (You want to leave but you don't want don't want to take me,)
Nu ma, nu ma iei, nu ma, nu ma, nu ma iei (don't want don't want to take me, don't want don't want don't want to take me.)
Chipul tau si dragostea din tei, ( Your face and the love from the linden trees,)
Mi-amintesc de ochii tai. ( And I remember your eyes.)

Vrei sa pleci dar nu ma, nu ma iei, (You want to leave but you don't want don't want to take me,)
Nu ma, nu ma iei, nu ma, nu ma, nu ma iei (don't want don't want to take me, don't want don't want don't want to take me.)
Chipul tau si dragostea din tei, ( Your face and the love from the linden trees,)
Mi-amintesc de ochii tai. ( And I remember your eyes.)

Eye of the Tiger

Risin' up, back on the street
Did my time, took my chances
Went the distance, now I'm back on my feet
Just a man and his will to survive

So many times, it happens too fast
You change your passion for glory
Don't lose your grip on the dreams of the past
You must fight just to keep them alive

It's the eye of the tiger, it's the cream of the fight
Risin' up to the challenge of our rival
And the last known survivor stalks his prey in the night
And he's watchin' us all in the eye of the tiger

Face to face, out in the heat
Hangin' tough, stayin' hungry
They stack the odds 'til we take to the street
For we kill with the skill to survive

It's the eye of the tiger, it's the cream of the fight
Risin' up to the challenge of our rival
And the last known survivor stalks his prey in the night
And he's watchin' us all in the eye of the tiger

Risin' up, straight to the top
Have the guts, got the glory
Went the distance, now I'm not gonna stop
Just a man and his will to survive

It's the eye of the tiger, it's the cream of the fight
Risin' up to the challenge of our rival
And the last known survivor stalks his prey in the night
And he's watchin' us all in the eye of the tiger