Covert Operations are a lot of fun.
I would elaborate, but I am not currently in a position to do so at this moment in time. I have to go now, and remember...YOU DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING!
Anyway, coming back from the brink of the Abyss, I have had a very interesting time over th past...however long since last time I posted. I have had things done to me which no-one must ever mention again. I was forced to dance, I talked to Jake about the Abyss (School Library.), I sung karaoke, I sung a madonna song on karaoke, I witnessed Jenny obtain a gunshot type step wound to the shin, I participated in a cornucopia of love, I imagined a Dalek turning into a hamster, and also concluded that hamsters are evil.
HAMSTERS ARE EVIL!
This is proven below.
Russians (Soviet or otherwise, whichever you don't prefer) are evil.
Russians are termed "Pigdogs."
Pigdogs are, according to Jake, otherwise known as hamsters.
Thus, hamsters are Russians, and so evil.
Since hamsters are pure evil, and so are Daleks, hamsters can be concluded as being the next form of evolution for a Dalek.
Imagine, if you will, Daleks converting en masse into hamsters spontaneously. Visualise this. So you see the hilarity.
Fin.
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It's growing fluff now. I kid you not. The gunshot wound is growing fluff.
ReplyDeleteAaah You gotta love Jake. I love Jake. Everyone loves Jake.
Which things are not being mentioned? Being tied up and caressed by Joe who was calling you "Teddy Bear" whilst hanging off your arm? And then in Geography started smelling you and said you smelt like babies? Am I not allowed to mention that? If so, then I won't.
I'm done now :D
You can mention that...it's saturday you can't mention
ReplyDeleteSATURDAY! SATURDAY! SATURDAY! Saturday.
ReplyDelete...I didn't mention it, Elton John did.
"EXTERMINATE"
Chris,
ReplyDeleteYou posted a comment on my blog once (re: Lisey's Story). I have a very cool hamster article to share with you. Drop me your email address...
Cheers,
Barb