Mr. Grogan: Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls.
Chris: People of all ages.
Dwyer: No...
Ms. Scollay: This sheet will take two shakes to finish.
Chris: I deserve to be shot for what I just thought...
Jack, David & Emma D: Why?
Chris: Two shakes = A Shakes-pair! (Shakespeare)
Jack, David & Emma: *murderous stares*
Chris: *pokes forehead*
Flick: *throws shoe*
Chris: Hey! No fair!
Chris: Whenever you laugh at a joke that bad, you kill kittens!
Jenny: It's for the best...There are so many kittens in the world, they are being put down at the RSPCA.
USW. (und so weiter.)
GuK (Gruß und Kuß)
~~Sledgehammer~~
P.S. The brackets are German phrases. Figure it out.
P.P.S For obvious reasons, only one of the two things in the second bracket apply. Depends on if you're lucky enough :P
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Ah the Shakespair...
ReplyDeleteYou got my quote wrong...I'm hurt.
So are you, is your head good from shoe hurty?
My head is alright.
ReplyDeleteOmg...it's chrissy!!!
ReplyDeleteWow, how on earth did you find me?? Generally, disguising myself as panda works with most people...then again, you must be talented, seeing as you have so far avoided the vicious fangs of teh caity...
*meep!...hides behind tree*
Either way, I shall have to a) start reading your blog and b) start acting like i can be bothered to post something on mine XD
{...the panda was careful to ensure that the cupcake stayed perfectly balanced on its head as it performed tai chi in front of the softly glowing screen and commenced reading a new blog...}
The Sultana. x
A SHAKES-PAIR?!?!
ReplyDeleteThat pun was ba(r)d.
I don't know what a Gruss is. So hopefully that's the one I get from you, not th'other.
UND JETZT!
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Hehe, anything to do with Babies Galore is bound to be funny!! Jenny, you kill any more kittens by laughing at bad jokes(though i'm aware i do too... i cant eat MYSELF) I EAT YOU!!!!
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