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Sunday, December 20, 2009

Half A Week in the Life

And so the first half week of the holidays ends. Four sleeps until Chrissy and I can feel the electricity in the air. Mostly due to that faulty power outlet. Hehe.

I'm so funny.

What? What? Oh, right. Blog. *ahem*

So yeah.
During this week, I have learnt 2 valuable lessons. I shall list and explain them here for everyones benefit.

1) Some people just can't get along

It's true. Never have, never will. My lovely teachers of this subject were my ever-warring younger brothers, who seriously do not give anyone a minutes peace from the moment they roll out of bed in the mroning to the moment they fall asleep at night. Which leads me to number...

2) Never, and I mean NEVER, sit in the back middle seat on a car-trip of any length

Again, my lovely brothers taught me this lesson. The only seat left was back-middle, and I was therefore put snugly between the two. Who then proceeded to make my trip to Medowie utter hell. My one-year-old cousin was puzzled as to why I wasn't as happy as everyone else. Well, Noah, someday when you read this, you'll understand.

Take heed, younglings and padawans. use this knowledge and you too will someday become a sage such as I. Anywho, that's about all I jhave to say so catcha round, I guess.

Chris(tmas)

Sunday, December 6, 2009

Un-Singularity

Well hey there, everybody, how ya doin'? Good? Good. Thanks for coming out!

Main point of this here post is to tell you all the following:

I am no longer not without not being single!

If you can figure that out, and don't already know what I'm saying, YOU WIN! Of course, since everyone reading this already knows, nobody wins. Don't you all just feel so sad now?

This post is kinda lacking good materila. Um. Stuff about the leadership day and stuff got covered by everyone else already, and to be quite honest i really pretty boring to talk about.Umm...I already did the whole got a girlfriend bit. Got no terrible jokes to tell right at the mo. Nope, I got nothin. Ah well.

I guess I'll just talk about the importance of jumping, shouting "Cthulhu" and hailing the Almighty Bob.

That and knowing the difference between rock and rap. That's all important, as I think we all know. For the record rock is better. If you think otherwise, I hate to tell you but you're wrong.


Anywho, I've not got alot left to say. Pretty good assonancer there, eh?

So I guess it's

Ciao for now,

Chrissyboi